CAPTAIN BUMOUT

F R A N D Y B O B A N D I
Glasgow twenty-something.
Move along ma chère, you make the place look crowded.

Should probably get my medusa pierced again instead of hangin aboot with a wee hole in my face.

I’m listening to ASIWYFA and off to help my maw with a task that’s pretty much the cause of her depression. Good deeds n’that. Sometimes even mothers need you to mother them.

I had sex dreams about Raja and Manilaluzon from Ru Paul. So now I’m confused.

In other news I’m stuck in a vicious circle where I eat masses of chocolate for every meal because I don’t have any weed. I get weed and then eat masses of chocolate while I’m stoned because aparrently that’s normal. Wtf are you doing FRAN.

I’m uploading this video of my little brother dancing because the world needs to see..

Keep in mind, I was sent no warning, or explanation.

I love beards

I’m having a horrible messy brain crappy heart feelings day. But at least I have kittens.
silas-wayne:

Racked up so many hours on this shit when I was a kid, huge game.

silas-wayne:

Racked up so many hours on this shit when I was a kid, huge game.

(Source: nicolas-chocolat, via bo-wheezy)

bo-wheezy:

drunk-stonedanddizzy:

How I eat the pussy.

I didn’t even read it but that’s what I heard

bo-wheezy:

drunk-stonedanddizzy:

How I eat the pussy.

I didn’t even read it but that’s what I heard

forevertombraider:

Andy Park (Tomb Raider #10 )

(Source: rings0fmary, via stonedwill)

http://night0f-thehunt3r.tumblr.com/post/95157396411/think-about-it-what-if-scotland-was-already

night0f-thehunt3r:

Think about it ; what if Scotland was already independent and was offered to join the UK in this age.
And the terms were something similar to this…

-first we would strip you of powers
-then we would take the money you all work soo hard for , and send it down to Westminster and give you all a…

VOTE YES!

cosplay-gamers:

Tomb Raider - Poly Lara Croft Cosplay by Carla Croft
Photography by Ammie Wheeler

cosplay-gamers:

Tomb Raider - Poly Lara Croft Cosplay by Carla Croft

Photography by Ammie Wheeler

(via traod-forever)

broton:

DUDE DID YOU HEAR THAT BANG? IT WAS LIKE THIS *smacks wall* IT WASN’T THAT *smacks different wall* IT WASN’T EVEN THAT!
*loud bang*
*Zach is first one out the door running*
Zach: STOP! STOP RUNNING! WE DON’T RUN FROM THEM!

My best friend is moving to Canada in two months

and I’m starting to feel really sick and lost.